Evil Baths

I don't like being clean.

I got to run lots with Mom today! It was great and we worked on "heeling without a leash" which I like, because it means I get lots of treats while running. I was very good and listened to Mom when she made me ignore a dog on the trail. I even ignored the chickens we saw. It was tons of fun, but then when we got home Mom made me take a bath. Baths are no fun. Sure, I get lots of treats, but I don't like baths.

Mom asks why I think that running face first into mud puddles is fun but taking baths is terrible. She just doesn't understand.